How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to screw in an operating room light bulb?
One to hold the bulb, and the hospital rotates around him.
How many admitting doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
How many medicine men does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb, and the rest of the tribe to perform the ceremonial dance.
How many residents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb, and four to pull the ladder out from under him.
How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you have to send down the order and wait at least an hour.
How many radiologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'd rather sit around in the dark and gripe about it.
Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.
A: Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.
How many hospital executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications
of the change.
How many family practitioners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They just tell it to take two aspirin and come round to the surgery later.
How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to check the policy, one to obtain approval from the manager, one to order the bulb from central supply, one to fax the order to engineering, one to call engineering and tell them to watch for the faxed order, and one to write up the incident report.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends. Does the light bulb really want to change?
How many internal medicine doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
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